January 2010
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Project Runway: rectum, damn near killed 'em
Ping is exciting to watch, yes, but seriously, her model needed an anal wax and bleaching before wearing that dress down the runway. Aside from the unflattering cut, that’s just wrong.
Loved Amy’s soft petaled dress. Seth Aaron wasn’t nearly as tacky as he was last time, and I actually liked the hood idea once I pried my eyes away from his model’s crotch. Anna’s...
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Hammered, meet nails
Switching up your nail polish is probably the quickest way to give yourself a makeover.
Here are the nails I’m craving:
Polishes by Rescue Beauty Lounge, $18, from left Black Russian with lovely ruby sparkles, a periwinkle Purple Haze, cement gray Stormy. www.rescuebeauty.com.
Jessica nail polish in Divine Pine, $7.50, a rich evergreen perfect for my...
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Talentless might have been a better name
So, Kim Kardashian has her own fragrance, Kim by Kim Kardashian. Original. Naturally, when I discovered this perfume on Sephora’s Web site, my first thought was “Why, god, why?”
Then I wondered, hmmm, what could this “perfume” possibly smell like? Urine, Mystic Tan, baby powder and and a base note of money she didn’t earn?
Well, apparently it smells like...
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Sin City beauty
Got a trip to Las Vegas coming. That means shopping, drinking, dancing, gambling and putting dollars in g-strings. With all the fucked baggage regulations, I’ve got to edit my beauty bag to fit in a Ziploc.
So here are my condensed beauty selections for the weekend:
Urban Decay, Heavy Metal Glitter Liner, $18....
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“Alcoholics are people you don’t like who drink just as much as you do.”
– Zane Lamprey, “Three Sheets”
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Project Runway debut
So glad Project Runway is back in New York and back in my life. MK was there and Nina Garcia, and the contestants seem to have some talent to work with this season.
That’s the good news. Onto the bad news: Seth Aaron looks like a cheesy dick that is trying way too hard to be some kind of punk, rockabilly bad boy.
And his dress looks like it should have been shown at Hot Topic, not...
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It's not because of your chaps
A drunken man in leather chaps asked me if I was attached while I was working on a story at Glynn’s Pub tonight. I said yes, but apparently that didn’t dissuade him. He then asked me if I’d join him for a dance, and sadly I had to say no. He seemed so disappointed. And so drunk.
